Dinner @ MOF with XY, MT & YY
Morning went Royal Brother's Building to collect my VISA passport, with WT and Michelle. *We抽签to decide who's the odd one out... and dang I was lol~* I'm fine with it la... there's gonna be advantages and disadvantages either way lol. As for the air fare, most prob would settle for WT aunt's recommendation for SIA airline.
*It's a "born-dislike"... when ppl r late or I get no reply/ans and this drives me nuts when I'm in no gd mood.*
Dinner @ Bugis MOF with YY, XY and MT. Sumptuous meal... and I liked mine dish a lot~ the 1st one! The 2nd one is YY's haha.
He starts running, and just as he gets close, she starts picking up speed. Before he knows it, he's running all over the gym, up the ladders, down the ladders, across the parallel bars, here and there. And just as he's about to catch the blonde, pop, she disappears through a door. In comes the management who lead him to the showers, and then weigh him. Sure enough, he lost exactly 5 kg.
He's back on the street and starts to think. "Jesus, I was so close to catching her. If I had a little more time..." So he races back to the gym and says, "I want to lose 20 more kg."
"No problem," says the manager.
Again he is led to the large gym. This time he's standing by the door when it opens. Out comes a Gorilla with a sign.
"If I catch you, you're mine ."
2. 4 husbands were sitting at the waiting room in a hospital while waiting for their wives birth giving. Then a nurse came out and told to the first daddy, "congratulation, you got twins!".
"Ohh.. maybe its a coincident" said the daddy. "I am working with the Petronas Twin Towers ."
Then another nurse came out and told to the second daddy, "congratulation! you have triplets!"
"Wow!, this is a coincident too" said the second daddy. ? "I am working for 3M Corporation"
Another nurse came out and told the third daddy?
"Congratulation! Isteri you dapat kembar empat,"
"Alhamdulillah! Maybe this is also a coincident". "I kerja di Four Season Hotel!"
While, the fourth daddy-to-be were in uncontrolled worry.
All the 3 daddies asked him,
"Why do you seem so worried?"
He answered, "I am working with Seven-Eleven!"
*It's a "born-dislike"... when ppl r late or I get no reply/ans and this drives me nuts when I'm in no gd mood.*
Dinner @ Bugis MOF with YY, XY and MT. Sumptuous meal... and I liked mine dish a lot~ the 1st one! The 2nd one is YY's haha.
We had desserts too.
After dinner, we went to the rooftop garden @ Iluma and took some silly photos! *YY's polariod cam is cute!* We did stupid poses and I tot I looked kinda "unglam" in some of the photos there~ lol.
We tried to do the "L.O.V.E" gestures and “喜.怒.哀.乐”expressions too~ haha!
Anyway 2 random jokes from Jess in office thurs afternoon:
1. One fat guy - goes to a popular GYM in Bangalore sees an ad for a new gym guaranteeing to reduce anyone's weight by 5, 10 or 20 kilograms on the first day. So he goes and tells them he wants to lose 5 kg. ! They lead him into a huge gym with all kinds of ropes and parallel bars and ladders and tell him to wait a minute.
He's standing there when on the far side of the gym a door opens and out steps a beautiful girl, with a sign saying "If you catch me, I'm yours ."He starts running, and just as he gets close, she starts picking up speed. Before he knows it, he's running all over the gym, up the ladders, down the ladders, across the parallel bars, here and there. And just as he's about to catch the blonde, pop, she disappears through a door. In comes the management who lead him to the showers, and then weigh him. Sure enough, he lost exactly 5 kg.
He's back on the street and starts to think. "Jesus, I was so close to catching her. If I had a little more time..." So he races back to the gym and says, "I want to lose 20 more kg."
"No problem," says the manager.
Again he is led to the large gym. This time he's standing by the door when it opens. Out comes a Gorilla with a sign.
"If I catch you, you're mine ."
2. 4 husbands were sitting at the waiting room in a hospital while waiting for their wives birth giving. Then a nurse came out and told to the first daddy, "congratulation, you got twins!".
"Ohh.. maybe its a coincident" said the daddy. "I am working with the Petronas Twin Towers ."
Then another nurse came out and told to the second daddy, "congratulation! you have triplets!"
"Wow!, this is a coincident too" said the second daddy. ? "I am working for 3M Corporation"
Another nurse came out and told the third daddy?
"Congratulation! Isteri you dapat kembar empat,"
"Alhamdulillah! Maybe this is also a coincident". "I kerja di Four Season Hotel!"
While, the fourth daddy-to-be were in uncontrolled worry.
All the 3 daddies asked him,
"Why do you seem so worried?"
He answered, "I am working with Seven-Eleven!"
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Is this possible?