Dinner @ Manhattan
*有点不自在，但会习惯的吧。*
Michelle sent these few jokes about IMH... super funny.
1.
Patient A: "So how.. this book not bad ya?"
Patient B: "Excellent! Astounding work. No nonsense shit, sharp and concise to the point. But there's a major flaw in this piece of art too many character names to remember!!!"
Nurse: "Hey! Can the two of you..put the telephone book back to the original place?"
2.
One doctor asked a patient: "If I were to cut one of your ear off, what will happen to you?"
Patient: "Then I will not be able to hear..."
Doctor: "Hmm.. that's normal...So if I were to cut your other ear off, what will happen to you?"
Patient: "Then I will not be able to see..."
The doctor became nervous and asked: "Why would you not see then?"
Patient: "Because my spectacles will drop down..."
3.
A nurse saw a patient writing a letter. She got curious and went to take a peek.
But the patient didn't wanna let her see.
Nurse (unable to contain her curiosity): "Who are you writing to?"
Patient : "I'm writing a letter to myself..."
Her curiosity grew and she thought to herself (Why would someone write a letter to himself?)
So she asked again: "So...what's written inside?"
Patient (got impatient): "You crazy ah? I haven't receive the letter,how would I know!?"
4.
Two patients escape from the IMH. They climbed up a tree and one of them fell from the tree and started rolling on the ground.
After a while, the patient rolling shouted to the top: "Hey! How come you are not coming down yet?"
The patient on top replied: "No..no...I can't...I'm not ripe yet."
5.
One truck driver was doing his usual delivery to IMH. He discovered a flat tyre when he was about to go home after unloading the stuff.He jacked up the truck and took the flat tyre down.When he was about to fix on the new tyre, he accidentally dropped all the bolts into the drain.The truck driver was very sad as he can't fished the bolts up; started to panick.
Coincidentally, one patient walk past and asked the driver what happened.
The driver thought to himself, since there's nothing much he can do, he told the patient the whole incident.
The patient nonchalantly replied: "can't even fix such a simple problem...no wonder you are destined to be a truck driver..." He goes on explaining:"You just have to take one bolt each from the other 3 tyres and fix it onto this tyre. Drive to the nearest workshop and replace the missing ones."
The driver was very impressed and asked "You're so smart but why do you stay in IMH?"
Patient replied: "I stay here because I'm crazy not STUPID!"
Had lunch with LZ... shared with her my internship exp haha. Night met 4-in-love at Douby Ghaut for dinner. Decided to have it at Manhattan cos both Pat and HL highly recommend. WZ budget so had LJS for dinner haha. Pat had her usual fish & chips, while HL and I shared this seafood platter for 2 ($33.90). We took the set... so gt mushrm creme soup and ice lemon tea. 
Michelle sent these few jokes about IMH... super funny.
1.
Patient A: "So how.. this book not bad ya?"
Patient B: "Excellent! Astounding work. No nonsense shit, sharp and concise to the point. But there's a major flaw in this piece of art too many character names to remember!!!"
Nurse: "Hey! Can the two of you..put the telephone book back to the original place?"
2.
One doctor asked a patient: "If I were to cut one of your ear off, what will happen to you?"
Patient: "Then I will not be able to hear..."
Doctor: "Hmm.. that's normal...So if I were to cut your other ear off, what will happen to you?"
Patient: "Then I will not be able to see..."
The doctor became nervous and asked: "Why would you not see then?"
Patient: "Because my spectacles will drop down..."
3.
A nurse saw a patient writing a letter. She got curious and went to take a peek.
But the patient didn't wanna let her see.
Nurse (unable to contain her curiosity): "Who are you writing to?"
Patient : "I'm writing a letter to myself..."
Her curiosity grew and she thought to herself (Why would someone write a letter to himself?)
So she asked again: "So...what's written inside?"
Patient (got impatient): "You crazy ah? I haven't receive the letter,how would I know!?"
4.
Two patients escape from the IMH. They climbed up a tree and one of them fell from the tree and started rolling on the ground.
After a while, the patient rolling shouted to the top: "Hey! How come you are not coming down yet?"
The patient on top replied: "No..no...I can't...I'm not ripe yet."
5.
One truck driver was doing his usual delivery to IMH. He discovered a flat tyre when he was about to go home after unloading the stuff.He jacked up the truck and took the flat tyre down.When he was about to fix on the new tyre, he accidentally dropped all the bolts into the drain.The truck driver was very sad as he can't fished the bolts up; started to panick.
Coincidentally, one patient walk past and asked the driver what happened.
The driver thought to himself, since there's nothing much he can do, he told the patient the whole incident.
The patient nonchalantly replied: "can't even fix such a simple problem...no wonder you are destined to be a truck driver..." He goes on explaining:"You just have to take one bolt each from the other 3 tyres and fix it onto this tyre. Drive to the nearest workshop and replace the missing ones."
The driver was very impressed and asked "You're so smart but why do you stay in IMH?"
Patient replied: "I stay here because I'm crazy not STUPID!"
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